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Sunday, November 05, 2006 Y

Lol, here's 2 jokes to cheer u guys up. Have a good laugh as u read.

Joke No. 1:
Once upon a time, there lived a few rats. One day, the rats went out of their hole to look for food. Then they saw a cat which chased them all the way back to their hole. So the rats went into their hole but the cat stayed outside the hole, waiting for them to come out again.

Then when the mother rat saw her babies all so frightened, she calmed the down and stood at the hole. She den called out,"Woof! Woof! Woof!" The cat, which is outside the hole heard the barking and ran away, thinking that it was a dog that's barking. The mother rat den turned to her babies and said, "You see? This is the importance of learning a 2nd Language." -The End- :)

Joke No. 2:
Once upon a time there are 3 rats. One day, they sat in a bar and had a few drinks. After some time, they started to talk abt how gr8 they are. The 1st Rat said,"I'm the greatest! Once, i stepped onto a mouse trap, but i gt out alive, without a scratch!" The 2nd Rat said,"I'm even better! Once, I ate the whole of the Rat Poison, but look at me, I'm still alive and kicking!"

When the 1st and 2nd rat saw the 3rd rat keeping quiet, they asked, "Why are you not speaking?" The 3rd Rat yawned and stretched himself and replied, "This is too boring, I'm going home to skin the cat." :) Get the joke? -The End-

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